The 7 Stages of Being Fat

“You tell people about any time you ran more than two miles.” Truth. People seriously have to stop doing that

lol @ Topanga fat.

source: Maxim

The Tower Burger

“Tower Burger (¥2625, about $29) measuring 39 centimeters (15.35 inches) high and goes through the contents of each burger (each one seems to come with lettuce and tomato):

• Bacon egg cheeseburger
• Cheeseburger with two slices of cheese and mustard
• Pineapple burger with tomato and teriyaki sauce
• Cheeseburger with two slices of cheese, pickle, onion, and mustard
• Spam burger
• Chicken burger”

15.35 inches of heart clogging awesomeness.

source: A Hamburger Today, Portal Daily

Blame It on the Henny

Do you smell what Kanye West is cookin? Never heard of Taylor Swift until tonight. Yes, I have been living under a rock.

Adrian Peterson is a beast.

Cheap Dates That Won’t Make You Look Cheap.

The recession is tough on everyone. 10 9 ways to keep money in the bank and score poon (maybe).

4. Hit the library. Really? How cheap and boring are you?

via: Chicago Tribune

My Childhood is Slowly Dying.

Reading Rainbow is no more. link